At 8:23 AM today, somebody from Philadelphia, PA became the 100,000th visitor to this site.
Why do you all insist on making me waste your time? Get back to work.
The Optimist says: "The Glass is Half Full." The Pessimist says: "The Glass is Half Empty." The Bureaucrat says: "What we need are 5 glasses, 1/10th the size." The Angry Drunk Bureaucrat says: "Where's my damned bourbon?"